Cute things our kids say!

[organic momma]

Thought this would be a fun thread to add too!

This morning after feeding our dog, I go to ask my daughter (who is dressed up as a princess) to clean up her dinosaurs that are all over the house, before I can even get the sentance out she sighs and looks at me and says.

"Mom, I wish I was a real princess then I could get someone else to do all this work!"

What am I do do with a gal like that??

[Stormangel28]

My 2 year old comes up with some doozies, but one of my favorite was something she said the other day!

She had a peanut butter sandwich for lunch, I was distracted with the baby and my 2 year old was talking to me, I heard her, but it wasn't fully sinking in.
She said "mommy, i loooove margarine", I said "oh good" absentmindedly.
She then said "Cinder loves margarine too" (Cinder's the cat), and I said "oh good" (only 1/2 way listening)
then she said "I looooove peanut butter" and I said "I'm glad you like peanut butter" to prove I was actually listening (when I was only partly listening), and she said "Cinder loves peanut butter too".
At this point, something didn't seem to have sounded right, so I turned around, and sure enough, she's opened up her peanut butter sandwich, she's licking off one 1/2 of it, and holding out the other 1/2 and the cat's licking it off. LOL

[Sue]

Aw, the other night when my dd was supposed to be drifting off to sleep, she yelled "Mommy!" - "WHAT?" I answer, impatiently....... "You are my greatest hero in the whole whole world!"

[oceanforest]

My niece has said so many funny things -
One of my favorites was when she was about 2 and a half or so. DH and I were staying over there - she came and woke us up very early in the morning and her uncle gave her a kiss and said "Good morning - are you going to make us breakfast" Her speedy reply, with great attitude - "This is my house NOT a restaurant!"
At two and a half!! Saucy little thing!

[Yvonne B.]

Those are too cute!

A couple of weeks back I was talking to my 5 year old DD. I don't remember the whole conversation but at the end I said to her "I love you, your sister and daddy more than the whole world" to which she replied "That's really nice Mommy...but don't you know you should love yourself too?"

I swear my jaw dropped.

[Max]

Here's one that's not cute AT ALL but just happened about half an hour ago.

We have a whole bunch of water toys outside - buckets, paint brushes, nozzles, they can play with the hose a bit, some tubes...one of these is a small Habitrail crescent shaped tube for a hamster leftover from dh's pet obsession from long ago.

Dh was getting ready to take off for the ferry, and I noticed out of the corner of my eye one of my ds' standing just inside the door with the habitrail, full of water. It was dripping a bit on the kitchen floor, and I meant to scoot him back outside with it, but I was chatting to dh and didn't think much of it.

Somwhere in the middle of our conversation we both hear "Look what I did mom and dad!"

'Yes, ds, that's great...." Yack yack yack...

"I filled the tube!"

"Yay ds!" Yack yack yack...

"With pee!"

Wahwahwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah..........................

[guest]

Oh my...there have been so many over the years, but two popped into my head right away. Ds has thing insane fear of death (especially of me dying cuz I'm all he has and he's afraid to be alone and is a big time momma's boy)

Anyways, one night he was inconsolable about not wanting to die. 'I don't want to die, I don't want to go to Heaven, I'd miss you, I'd miss all my toys, I'd miss earth' and so on and so forth. I'm not religious, but he is somewhat made it interesting. After about an hour of trying to calm him down he says "Well....if God has a TV, then I guess it'll be ok if we go there"

I walked out of the room and had a good giggle.

Then there was a time long after he knew that boys had penises and girls didn't. One day he really started to understand that meant our bodies functioned differently.

He looked me with a very puzzled look and said "So....you're a girl so you don't have a penis, right mom?" To which I obviously said that was right. He looked very puzzled and said "If you don't have a 'pee'nis, then how do you pee??

LMAO

I'm sure I'll remember more later.

Great thread OM

[Shigirl]

My seven month old son Says " OH YEAH"
He closes his hands and makes a fist.

[leemom]

My three year old ds said to me today, "Momma, Santa came to my house, right?" "Yes", I said. "And the Bunny came too, right Momma?" "Yep". "Why not Batman? Can he come next?"

[jen_nak]

When I was potty training my daughter, who is now almost 12, so this happened a while ago, we were in a public washroom because I needed to use the toilet. So when I finished, my daughter is standing there clapping and saying " Good girl Mummy, you went pee!" The whole bathroom was just howling........

[wonderwoman]

When I was potty training my daughter, who is now almost 12, so this happened a while ago, we were in a public washroom because I needed to use the toilet. So when I finished, my daughter is standing there clapping and saying " Good girl Mummy, you went pee!" The whole bathroom was just howling........

aren't bathrooms the most embarrassing places with toddlers?? I've had my daughter say "Mommy are you pooping?" I try to shhh her and she just gets louder and thinks it's hilarious.

Then recently at the BC Ferry bathrooms..."Mommy are those new underwear? They're beautiful" and then her kneeling on the floor head peeping under the next stall which clearly has someone in it "Mommy is there someone there? What's their name?" Oh, and my daughter is just not capable in talking in a regular voice. I swear she yells everything especially when in public.

My DD is the one mentioned in Oceanforest's post.

[Shanny]

Ayden, the little guy I used to nanny for is almost three now. A couple months ago his dad had a friend over and Ayden said to him "Hi, I'm Ayden, and this is my friend, Dad!"

How cute is that!

[MELANIE]

when my oldest was 2 he could not say fire truck so he used to yell mommy look and the fire f**k.

and then when he realized that he had a penis and girls had a vagina he used to yell on the bus as people, got on, he is a penis she is a vagina.

now he is 11. lol

cute thread i am sure i will think of more

[Alisha S.]

I have to say my niece (who's 4)says some pretty hilarious things...We went to the petting zoo and I gave her and my nephew a loonie to put inthe donation box;she asked what it was for, so I told her that it was for food for the animals. So shes says to me matter of factly "um auntie,don't you think they'll choke on the loonie?!" Another great one...my mom was trying to explain to her what manners were--like we use them to be polite etc. So she my niece says "oh excuse me, I know that one, thats what daddy says when you say something you're not supposed to,he says EXCUSE ME!". She's great, I'm sure I'll come up with more.

[islandmom]

when my DS was 3 yrs old he had some friends over for lunch, I gave them all hot dogs and I was eating a peanut butter and jam sandwich. One of the kids looked at me and asked "why arent you having a hot dog too?" so I answered...well, because I am a vegetarian. The boy looked at me with a very puzzled look and said, a what? My DS looked at me as if to say, dont worry... i got this one and turned to the boy and said. "a vegewarian... it means she doesn't have a penis, gosh dont you know anything?!?!"